What they hear - Teenage Troubles
What I say:
"Can you please stop smoking in the house? its hard for me to breathe."
What my parent hears:
"STOP FUCKING SMOKING STUPID BITCH ITS MY HOUSE; IM TRYING TO BREATHE!"
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What I say:
"I gave you that assignment yesterday."
What my teacher hears:
"It's not possible for something to had even been your fault, so I never gave it to you."
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What I say:
"Hey mom, Can you buy me this video game?"
What she hears:
"Mom, for the rest of my life, I want to be a fat bastard, never to see the light of day, unless it's the light of my television."
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What I say:
"Hey dad, can you get me this Linkin park album?"
What he hears:
"Dad, I want to be a devil worshipping arsonist when I grow up."
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What I say:
"Do you have any makeup work?"
What the teacher hears:
"I've decided to start caring about my grades at the last possible second, and work?"
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